I’d give it all away, to limo drivers, waitresses, black jack dealers, bell hops……

I would probably die of a heart attack and then the government would take it all!

After the tax people take theirs then give to the church accordingly then I would pay off all my bills (student loans / mortage / car note / etc) …then sit down and decide from there. I would go back to school and get a doctoral degree (just something I want to do for myself).

I would call in sick to work ( while covering myself and get a MD note)
while hiring a trustworthy financial adviser
then I would go back to work for a few days just to tick off my Supervisor
and push his emotional buttons
maybe I could get fired and collect unemployment